Is it bad that 5 minutes ago, when an absurd amount of choking could be heard in the apartment upstairs, I kind of crossed my fingers and cheered it on a little bit?
Wait, don't answer that! I'm pretty sure I just confirmed my place in hell.
In case I just frightened you, please know that I could never harm a living being.
Of course, that does not mean I wouldn't have a small party should anything terrible happen to The Elephant Man.