Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Inappropriate Table Talk

Jon: "Would you stay married to me if I became a bald, gay guy?"

Kate: "Bald? Yes. Gay? No."

Jon: "I can accept that."

Mother-in-law: "That's perfectly understandable."

A few minutes later...

Kate: "Are these beans or kernels in the rice?"

Mother-in-law: "Those are pine nuts."

Kate: "Oh. They're very tasty."

Jon: "I love nuts."

Long pause...

Kate: "I guess he won't be going bald first."

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