Jon: "Would you stay married to me if I became a bald, gay guy?"
Kate: "Bald? Yes. Gay? No."
Jon: "I can accept that."
Mother-in-law: "That's perfectly understandable."
A few minutes later...
Kate: "Are these beans or kernels in the rice?"
Mother-in-law: "Those are pine nuts."
Kate: "Oh. They're very tasty."
Jon: "I love nuts."
Long pause...
Kate: "I guess he won't be going bald first."
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