Me: "I think I'm finally starting to look pregnant. Can you see it?"
Jon: "Yeah, especially right here!" (gesturing to my butt)
Showing posts with label things you shouldn't say. Show all posts
Showing posts with label things you shouldn't say. Show all posts
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Things You Shouldn't Say to Your Pregnant Wife, Part 1
Jon: "I need to take a night off from working in that room. I don't even want to set foot in there."
Kate: "I'm just going in there to pick up the tarps and clean up any paint you may have gotten on the floor."
Jon: "Really? You can do that?"
Kate: "What do you mean?"
Jon: "You can bend over?"
Kate: "Umm, yeah. Why wouldn't I be able to?"
Jon: "Well, you're kind of top heavy right now. You might fall over."
Kate: "I'm just going in there to pick up the tarps and clean up any paint you may have gotten on the floor."
Jon: "Really? You can do that?"
Kate: "What do you mean?"
Jon: "You can bend over?"
Kate: "Umm, yeah. Why wouldn't I be able to?"
Jon: "Well, you're kind of top heavy right now. You might fall over."
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