Jon, to my parents on Father's Day: "Hopefully next year I'll be a father!"
My mom, laughing: "Have you talked to Katie about this?"
Jon, to me: "You haven't told your parents we've been trying for 6 months now?"
Me: Speechless and wide-eyed.
My mom: Speechless and wide-eyed.
Me, trying to regain some composure: "Well, it's not that we're really trying so much as not preventing. You know, we're letting it happening when it's supposed to."
Jon: "Right! It's not like we're trying every night or anything!"
Me: Hiding my face and snickering.