Scoping out the dessert menu first.
Stalking people through public access records.
Having lengthy, one-sided conversations with dogs.
Writing profanely dirty MadLibs.
Blowing a speaker listening to Pat Benatar's "Love is a Battlefield".
Participating in gossip.
Making to-do lists in an effort to procrastinate longer.
Snow Patrol on repeat... for two days.
Faithfully watching Beauty and the Geek.
Declaring my own snow days.
Letting my mood revolve around the music playing.
Eating the last chocolate chip muffin... or two.
A cheesy romance in-between great american novels.
Threatening to make vegetarian "meatballs" for Jon again.