Me: "Hey, while we're here, do you mind if I look for a winter coat? I don't have one that fits."
Jon: "Sure, but I can already tell they don't have anything that looks like you. See? This one looks like your little sister and your nieces. This one looks like something your grandmother would like. Oh, and this one looks like...no, that's just plain ugly."
Me: "Do you see that girl over there, the one wearing the short blue peacoat? That's what I'm looking for."
Jon: "You mean something that screams 'I listen to Death Cab for Cutie and wish I was invisible'? Yeah, that's totally you, but they don't have anything like that here."
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