"What can I do to help you get to sleep?"
"I need a cheeseburger."
"C'mon, Kate, you don't need pizza, a Wendy's chicken sandwich, or a cheeseburger!"
"I'm pretty sure I do."
"Even if I really believed you needed one I couldn't get it for you. It's after midnight, so it's too late, and it's against your religion to eat fast food right now."
"Who's idea was it to give up fast food for Lent anyway? Wait! We could go to Eat 'N Park! They're open 24 hours."
"I'm not driving you to Eat 'N Park."